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Topic: Free Diet Plan Menu and Weight Loss

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm), Penis

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Favorite book(s):

"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Uses laxatives

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Worst habit(s):

Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

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Practical weight loss advice and free diet plan.

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