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Topic: Makes Leap From Free Web Site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers, Biology

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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