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Topic: Makes Leap From Free Web Site

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  Make money from your web site    Web Site Design and Free Graphics  
  Free Web Site Promotion    Free Web Site Hosting  
  FREE web site host    Make Your Own Web Site  
  Web    Site  
  Free Web Site Tools    Create a free web site  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers,  Biology
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The FREE site makes hundreds of federally funded educational web resources available.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Viruses: McDonald Steed makes no warranties that the material or information contained on this web site is free from viruses or any other defects.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This is simply another method to help make moving about the web site more convenient and hassle free.
This web site makes no profitable gain and access to it is free of charge.
Our goal is to make your Web site development as hassle free as possible.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

com's Web sites or server that makes such sites available are free of viruses or other harmful components.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We make no warranty that the Web Site is free from computer viruses, any malicious or impairing computer program.
Pacific Power Solutions makes no representations or warranties that this web site is free of defects, viruses or other harmful components.
ORG's Web Sites or the server that makes them available are free of viruses or other harmful components.
 
 
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