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In the News - 11 Oct: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Free Windows Media Player

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Myst, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading porn

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Windows Media Player is required to view the videos (click here for a free download.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Download Windows Media Player Install it and follow the instructions Download the Free Real One Player Install it and follow the instructions
Download the FREE Windows Media Player to hear and see!
Windows Media Player Required - it's FREE!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows Media Player is free, and you can get it by clicking on the button above.
Windows Media Player can be downloaded free from this link.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Download the FREE Windows Media Player if videos do not play.
The free RealMedia Player OR Windows Media are required to hear the news and music and view the video streams.
Get the Windows Media Player FREE to listen to the AUDIO events.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Using Windows Media Player they will play trouble free and full screen on your computer.
The latest Windows Media Player can be downloaded free from Microsoft.
The Windows Media Player can be downloaded for free at the Microsoft website.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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