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Topic: Free Text Messages

Related:
  Free SMS messages    Free SMS text messaging  
  Free Message Board    Message  
  Send the text message    Free SMS text messages  
  Send free text messages    Text  
  Free SMS text messages to your mobile  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chu Mei-Feng,  Kylie Minogue,  Kofi Annan
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone,  Cellular,  Nintendo system
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite computer game(s):Myst
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite sportsperson(s):Andre Agassi (tennis)
Listens to:Robbie Williams,  Korn
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Spamming
Favorite TV show(s):Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,  Jackass,  Sesame Street
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

SMS text messages are boring - funk it up - add a cool graphic - send to your friends for free!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Send free text messages to mobile phone users in UK, US, Europe, and worldwide using the best free SMS sites at FoneFriends.
The SMS text message reminder service is provided free of charge and is subject to availability by the service provider.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Free Text Messages The free text message entitlement included in the monthly access fee cannot be carried over from month to month.
Email messages are sent over the Internet as free text and are not secure from interception by unauthorized third parties.
Send FREE TEXT MESSAGES, using the BEST FREE SMS sites on the web!
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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2005-03-09 15:51:14
May i text now
From:
Cassy
2005-03-09 15:52:12
How do you get crabs?
From:
Cassy
2005-03-09 15:52:30
What are homosexuals?
From:
Cassy
2005-03-09 15:52:49
Were do humans come form ?
From:

2005-05-11 02:09:12
How Do I Send Messages
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 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Free Text Messages, don't you think?

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Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
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