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Topic: Offer FREE

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Banker

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Shopping

Interest(s):

Travelling, Computers, Real estate

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Offers free information to help consumers and business owners review their financing options while identifying loan products that will best meet their needs.
Offers free news and profiles for companies in the stock markets worldwide.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Offers free CGI scripts and custom CGI scripts.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

AstrologyZone offers free horoscopes and lots of great astrological information.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Yahoo offers free email forwarding in addition to their free web based email services.
Offers free debt consolidation services and consumer credit counseling.
NET offers free advertising service to help you sell or rent your property.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

BSD offers free applications that provide monitoring and firewalling capabilities rivaling those of many commerical products.
FreeTaskManager offers free web based bug tracking software and project tracking software designed for business managers and workers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Apple offers free online seminars and seminars in the area that anyone can attend to learn more about Apple computers and software.
Offers free online computer games and a computer games discussion forum.
Nauticom offers free Internet instruction courses to help our clients learn new skills and incorporate technology into their business and personal lives.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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