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Topic: Free stock quotes

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Model, CEO

Favorite TV show(s):

Naked News

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Interest(s):

Economics, Photography

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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John Fielding,
CEO

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Internet Marketer

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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