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The Brain has inferred the
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| Favorite website(s): | Game Spot |
| Favorite possession(s): | Wheelchair |
| Intelligence: | Retarded |
| Currently has on their coffee table: | PC World, FHM magazine, Playboy magazine |
| Dream job(s): | Webmaster |
| Education: | None |
| Favorite Card Game(s): | Bridge |
| Favorite body part(s): | Soul |
| Favorite computer game(s): | Half-Life, Lemmings, Age of Empires |
| Favorite online activity(s): | Finding warez |
| Ultimate fantasy(s): | Getting off welfare |
| Medical note(s): | Mentally retarded |
| Worst habit(s): | Showing off |
| Favorite quote(s): | "Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright |
