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Topic: FREE Satellite TV

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Favorite possession(s):

Stereo system, Windows computer, DVD player

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Remote Control, Soap Opera Digest

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt, Fish and chips, Meat and potatoes

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ

Listens to:

Janet Jackson

Favorite drink(s):

Sake

Favorite quote(s):

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

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Dave Simons,
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Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

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