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Topic: Free Web Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These web servers are monitored and fully maintained by our staff of certified engineers to ensure headache-free hosting.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The software is free and you can even use one of my Web/RDBMS servers for free.
The majority of world wide web servers use this free software server.
This is a complete free text search of the contents of nearly all Australian National University Web servers using P@NOPTIC.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our free online petition system automatically formats your petition for the web and hosts the petition on the fast and secure web servers.
The free sound effects in the public domain section reside on multimedia public domain servers from around the web.
Free web-based e-commerce with shopping cart and secured servers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Free Web Hosting : With this unique showcase we will provide complete web hosting on our servers absolutely free of charge.
Free Hosting/Web Space Providing Services We cannot control up or down times of the free hosting servers.
The free web space is automatically withdrawn if you change the name servers to those of another web hosting company.

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