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Topic: Free Web Site Tools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft, South Park

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, eBay Auctions

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

All web sites include free search engine registration and metadata tools to help your clients find your website.
Free web site tools, scripts, services for design & promotion.
Free web site design tips, tricks, tools, and html codes.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This web site offers a wide array of free learning and analysis tools for serious traders and option students.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Free web site marketing promotion submission search engine rating and seeding tools to submit the automated way!
Free Web Sites - We provide powerful site-building tools to help you create your own custom Web site quickly and easily.
FREE Webmaster tools to help your web site earn money.

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