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Topic: Free Web Site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today, Better Homes & Gardens

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Bus Driver, Teacher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Visit the Adobe web site for your free download.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Most of the documents on this web site are PDF files and require the free Adobe Acrobat Reader software.
Go to the Adobe web site to get a free copy of Adobe Acrobat Reader to view PDF files.
Free copies of the Acrobat Reader for all common computing platforms are available from Adobe's Web site.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Click on the adjacent Acrobat icon which takes you to the Adobe Web site from where you can download the latest version of the Acrobat reader for free.
This Web site is from Microsoft and offers free TrueType fonts for you to download.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Please visit the Adobe Web site to download a free copy of this software by clicking on the link below.
To download a free copy of Acrobat Reader, simply click on the icon below to leave our web site and visit the Adobe website.
After you obtain the free software from Adobe's web site, click on a link below to download the article you wish to read.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Adobe Acrobat Reader software can be downloaded free of charge from the Adobe web site according to your computer platform.
You will require Adobe Acrobat Reader to view the document which you can acquire free from their web site or from a cover disk of a computer magazine.
These files can be read using the free Adobe Acrobat Reader software available on the Adobe web site by following this link.

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