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Topic: Free Web space

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft, Counter Strike, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Downloading MP3's

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are accomplishing that by providing free web space to various Pennsylvania county projects as well as hosting the PAGenWeb Project.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Win a free year of professional web hosting including 200 megs of space, 15GB of bandwidth, PHP, MySQL and more.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Free email,web hosting,search,web space and adult humor and XXX links at MaDD HaTT Entertainment!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Free Web Space may also link to or include on its web site resources and information provided by 3rd party partners and providers.
Free Web Space may also link to or include on its Web site resources and information provided by third-party partners and providers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Freeservers offers the finest free Web space, Web site hosting and professional hosting services available.
If you have a website using your free ISP webspace or another hosting provider, you may use web forwarding to point your domain name to that space.
This is a useful alternative for people with internet dialup accounts who want to use their free web hosting space with their domain names.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Other Worlds is a Web hosting service that offers free space for science fiction, paranormal, and fantasy Web sites.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Any Free Web site exceeding 5MB will be suspended until the customer brings the disk space usage under 5MB.
We provide 10MB of free web space and one email account when a customer registers a domain name.
Most Internet Service Providers offer 5MB or 10MB of free Web space which is more than enough for most purposes.

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