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Topic: Free upgrades

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  Toll Free    One free  
  Call Toll Free    Free Information  
  Free Download    Offer FREE  
  Upgrade  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World,  Lonely Planet guide
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Warcraft,  Age of Empires,  Quake
Favorite sport(s):Paintball
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions,  Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 FREE UPGRADES as part of your Annual Licence!
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 Free minor upgrades and bug fixes as they become available.
Free upgrades are available from Netscape's and Microsoft's websites.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 All upgrades are free to registered MP3 WAV Converter users.
Firmware upgrades are free and enhance your investment in our products.
Future free upgrades to existing clients will continue to extend the depth and breadth of materials.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Browser upgrades are free from Netscape and Internet Explorer.
Upgrades are free to registered customers, so download your copy today!
Free upgrades available at the Microsoft and Netscape Web sites.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Upgrades are available free of charge to existing customers, and all products are now shipping with the new drivers.
Free Upgrades Our developers constantly work on adding new features to the software.
Free lifetime program upgrades to new versions of the software.
 
 
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