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Topic: Learning French online

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Dictionary

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Model

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite Card Game(s):

Cheat

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Interest(s):

English, Maths

Favorite computer game(s):

Doom

Listens to:

The Who "The Who"

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Worst habit(s):

Arguing

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Online learning formed a regular part of Anne's teaching, using mainly material from her own website which is designed to provide comprehensive self access and teacher-led lessons in German and French.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

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