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Topic: Next Friday

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman,  6 O'Clock News,  Live! With Regis and Kelly
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Watching Sport on TV
Favorite movie(s):Jaws
Favorite sport(s):Badminton,  Volleyball,  Lacrosse
Likes to wear:Mooks
Favorite type of dance(s):Salsa,  Tango,  Swing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

NEXT MEETING: Friday 25th February 2000 EGARAG to provide minutes secretary and guest speaker for February meeting.
John Fielding,
CEO

We are currently operating four trains a day each way Monday to Friday and we are planning to increase the frequency of our services within the next two years.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

An Advert will be in next Wednesdays Albert and Logan News and hopefully information will be published on page two of next Fridays Albert and Logan news.
Monday to Friday's form is updated the very next day - Saturday's/Sundays results will appear on Mondays.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Some of the pictures are featured on the Next Event page The exhibition is on until the 7th of December; it is open Mondays to Fridays 12 to 4pm and on Saturdays from 10am to 5pm.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Quinn is now looking forward to Friday's Steel City derby against Sheffield Wednesday and next week's return leg at Anfield with the possibility of a Cardiff final to come.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The next Expo/Optical optical trade show is now scheduled to run from Friday through Monday.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

On Fridays, when the meat hits the grill, the folks next door seem to think the grass is always greener (or bloodier) on the other side.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We have been requested NOT TO PARK in front of the building next door at any time, the space is used on Fridays and Saturdays for an entertainment equipment business, and parking there blocks access to trucks and trailers.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It is important that you call in your FedEX Tracking number the night no later than 7:30 pm EST on Monday through Thursday and by 4:30 pm EST on Fridays to be put on the pickup list for the next day.
Next business day service is available Monday through Friday for orders placed by 11 AM EST, pending authorization of your order.
The site is updated daily, and complete text from the latest issue, which prints and mails on Fridays, is posted on the Web the very next Monday.
 
 
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