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Topic: Friends and I

Related:
  Friends    All I  
  I know    I like  
  I go    I love  
  Here I    I found myself  
  I E    I believe  
  I m    I should  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Bridesmade's dress
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I have friends in California that had surgery twice and they are real bad again and the doctor is recommending surgery again.
Although I was aware that there was never much money to spare at home I never had to feel the weighty anxiety of money nor the embarrassment with friends of having less than they.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I was tired of not being able to wear the trendy clothes my friends were able to wear.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I wish my friends in the area had the same tastes in workout routines because I work better when working alongside someone than by myself.
I was just starting puberty and noticied all of my friends starting to become attracted to members of the opposite sex.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I was able to build a successful multilevel marketing business among my many friends.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

I made friends with many Arab poets of Arabic or French expression.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I had friends who would work in the restaurants at night and go surfing during the day.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was reminded that the reason I prepare custom Christmas cards and letters each year is to show family and friends I love them and how grateful I am for the love they have shown me.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

But I was surprised to learn that this issue of housework and motherhood can be such a serious and dark issue for some of my female friends.
I also was blessed with nurturing family and friends whose unconditional support helped me throughout this ordeal.
I was surprised that Mimma herself arrived at our table to greet my two friends as though they were lifelong pals.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
ellen
2005-06-22 01:30:42
My friend dose not like me because i play with her twin sister can you tell me how to make us be friends agian?
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