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Topic: Fruit of the Month

Related:
  Months    Fruit  
  Fruit and Vegetable    Fresh Fruit  
  Fruit Trees    Month Club  
  Book of the Month    Fruit Juice  
  Dried Fruit    Fruit Basket  
  Apple Fruit    Citrus Fruit  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Good point(s):Patient
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian,  Olives,  Fruit salad
Favorite animal(s):Wasps
Favorite destination(s):Thailand
Favorite drink(s):Orange Juice,  Sake,  Milk
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Autumn,  Thanksgiving
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Investors who bought some months ago are now enjoying the fruits of capital appreciation.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Some of the fruits of these workshops will be entered in the 27th annual June Lake Arts and Crafts Show next month.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Earlier this month, Consumers Union reported that many fruits and vegetables contain concentrations of pesticides that may be unhealthful for children.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

This five-month program encourages Iowans to exercise on a regular basis and eat more fruits and vegetables as part of a balanced diet.
Well after one month of drinking all that water all the swelling and pain was gone then I went on a Fast for 7 days then started eating Raw fruits and veggies.
Unlike perishable fruits and vegetables, grain can be stored over the winter months and is therefore a useful measure of food resources.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The fruit was hand picked and 50 % was barrel fermented in new and one year old French oak and allowed to remain on yeast lees for 3 months.
Seeds or fruits will be cleaned of any extraneous plant material and placed in a drying area which is maintained at 19% relative humidity and 59 degrees Fahrenheit for approximately one month to remove moisture from seeds.
The fruit was fermented in open vats and then pressed into American oak and matured for 15 months.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Native fruits and berries are nutritious, and they ripen on a schedule that coincides with natural needs at nesting and migration times, or during winter months.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Fruits imported from New Zealand first appear in stores from August and on into October; your refrigerator will stretch the life of the apples another three or four months.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

In the seventh or ninth month of pregnancy a fertility rite is performed in which the woman is dressed in new clothes and her lap is filled with fruits and vegetables given by the family and friends.
 
 
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