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Topic: Funds

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  Funds    State funds  
  College Fund    American Funds  
  Trust Fund    Pension Fund  
  Investment Fund    Fund Raising  
  Mutual Funds    Fund Raiser  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  Hunger Site
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The funds are part of a new OFI Tremont Institutional Hedge Fund Series.
These funds are called PEG funds.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Funds are available to public and private agencies, organizations, or individuals to apply for discretionary and training and technical assistance funds.
Funds made available for Enterprise Funds shall be expended at the minimum rate necessary to make timely payment for projects and activities.
The designated funds are monies or assets set aside out of general funds and designated for specific purposes by the trustees.
John Fielding,
CEO

Funds that concentrate investments in a limited number of securities may involve greater risks and more price volatility than more diversified funds.
These funds were initially launched to make the expertise of Bill Gross and Pacific Investment Management more accessible to smaller corporations, pensions funds and endowments.
Ethical Funds is one of the largest group of socially responsible mutual funds in Canada with a proven performance record consisting of a family of 8 funds to meet your objectives.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The funds are deposited to the County General Fund unless the County chooses to share with cities and towns.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

When the funds were depleted the schools would close down for a few months until sufficient funds could be obtained to reopen the doors.
Lottery funds are not earmarked for any specific progams, allowing cities and towns to choose how they would like to spend the funds.
Funds are forthcoming, but your generous donation can move the building fund closer to our goal of this revival.
 
 
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