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Topic: State Insurance Fund

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Bad point(s):

Greedy, Criminal

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

CEO, Tax Collector, Lawyer

Favorite activity(s):

Working, Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Law, Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Bankruptcy

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Some services are reimbursed by Medicare, Medicaid, commercial insurance, the Veteran's Administration, state legislated funds or city/county funds.
The trust should make funds available to supplement health insurance benefits and for the purchase of treatment and medication for which insurance (and/or state and local service agencies) will not pay.
Our pediatric services are covered by most insurance companies, state and federal funds and Medicaid.

John Fielding,
CEO

However, the stock investments shall not exceed 25 percent of the book value of the state compensation insurance fund's total invested assets.
A legislative audit has revealed that the State Compensation Insurance Fund has paid about $900,000 in employee bonuses the past three years.
State compensation insurance fund assets may be invested in private corporate capital stock.

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