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Topic: Mutual Funds

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  Mutual    Funds  
  Funds    Fund Raising  
  Investment Fund    State funds  
  Load Mutual Fund    Best Mutual Funds  
  Canadian Mutual Fund    Top Mutual Fund  
  Mutual Fund Fund Performance    College Fund  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  The Times
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Mutual funds are regulated under the provincial securities regulators and segregated funds are regulated by the provincial insurance officials.
Mutual funds are required to provide average basis information for sales to their customers, but I don't have the details of when the requirement was enacted.
All Mutual Funds are registered with SEBI and they function within the provisions of strict regulations designed to protect the interests of investors.
John Fielding,
CEO

Mutual funds are available if you want to diversify your investment assets and prefer to have funds managed by professionals who follow the market and watch over your investment portfolio on a continuing basis.
Mutual funds are consistently under-performing the major stock indexes because they have to allow for a management fee of one half to two percent of the value of the assets administered.
Mutual funds are required to provide annual reports that include investment reviews from the portfolio manager and other financial information.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Mutual funds sizzling like summer sausage on a grill?
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Mutual funds come in a variety of shapes and sizes.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Mutual funds are an easy way for people to start investing their money.
Mutual Funds save your time and make investing easy and convenient.
Mutual funds have made investing easy and convenient.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Mutual funds are magnificent, democratic inventions.
 
 
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