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Topic: Funny

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Witty wit humor,  Wacky
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes,  Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Backstreet Boys,  B2K
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is pretty funny, and even though it is all about getting women it isn't offensive at all, and as it is pointed out in the movie, being a Steve isn't about getting women but about being the best guy you can be.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

That's the funny thing with the Beatles they have influenced so many of the bands I like but I tend not to like them themselves.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

That's funny -- I was taught that the downline was to take ALL problems to their upline for counseling.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

It is funny though that at after my son had his surgery and was home from the hospital we went for an appointment at his cardiologist and my husband saw a girl there he knew from high school in the waiting room with her baby who was only a two months older.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The funny thing is that I grew up attending a Baptist church and spent the first 18 years of my life going to church at least three times a week.
Kids Funnies A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?
John Fielding,
CEO

Funny, isn't it, how investors should not concern themselves with pensions now that those pensions are not helping earnings?
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My mom was a big fan of his when I was a little girl all she used to play was his music I never knew he had passed away I always thought he was alive because his music played so much in our home as if he was still here and performing GREAT GREAT GREAT Isnt it funny how you can feel so much for someone you never knew!
There are so many ace characters and hilarious situations that I found it funny when I was 8 and I still find new jokes almost 40 years later.
Your dad was funny and I though it was cute how he kept trying to break my jaw with the butt of his favorite axe.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Funnies from under, and on the waves, all about sharks, dolphins, whales and more!
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The funny thing is he's obviously pissed off as fuck to have to keep playing the same song but he gives it such an aggressive, hard rock edge that the notion that he doesn't want to play it seems absurd.
 
 
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2004-12-02 10:07:18
ugly
From:
Baseem Yono
2004-12-10 15:03:45
What should I say to an kid that makes fun of me becasuse i'm fat?
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