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Topic: Funny Bar Jokes

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  Funny    Funny thing  
  Clean jokes funny    Joke of the Day  
  Funny dumb blonde jokes    Funny how people  
  Jokes Humor    Jokes  
  Funny Stories    Funny Pictures Jokes  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tom Green,  Robin Williams,  Chris Rock
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Butt Ugly
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Wacky,  Spoilt brat
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Mike Myers
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Favorite movie(s):Liar Liar,  As Good as it Gets
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Funny blonde jokes, stories, and one liners about the exploits of dumb blondes.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Jokes that may not be funny, but are all about computers and the industry.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

A jokes and humor site with one of the largest funny sounds and pics archives on the net.
Thousands of funny jokes and pictures for your viewing pleasure.
John Fielding,
CEO

Skits and jokes by a few former Enron executives at a party six years ago were funny then.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These jokes are funny, but if your are a blonde(like me) some times it makes ya feel bad.
Funny Jokes Funny Cartoons and Funny Pictures is what you will find at The Poddys Laugh Line - your one-stop source for your daily dose of laughter.
Their jokes are funny not because they express some truth about life or society, but because anyone with his or her own opinions is ridiculous.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

There are so many ace characters and hilarious situations that I found it funny when I was 8 and I still find new jokes almost 40 years later.
We have selected a few jokes and cartoons that tickled our funny bones and are providing links to some joke sites in the hope that you will enjoy them.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is only funny in the sense there are "jokes" about Auschwitz.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Introduction Lawyer jokes are funny when told in bars and office hallways, but they are not so funny if you are defending an attorney before a jury in a legal malpractice claim.
 
 
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