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Topic: Funny SMS text messages

Related:
  Text    Message  
  Funny    Send the text message  
  Free Text Messages    Send free text messages  
  Free SMS text messages    Funny SMS Messages  
  Funny Answering Machine Messages    Text Messaging 10 162 message  
  Funny voice mail messages    Funny SMS message for your phone  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone
Most admires:Chu Mei-Feng,  Al Capone
People talk about their ..:Rudeness
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Loving,  Happy
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes,  Kissing
Favorite movie(s):Monty Python,  Some Like It Hot,  As Good as it Gets
Favorite sportsperson(s):Andre the Giant (wrestling)
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Sending greeting cards
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

We've tried to make up for that with funny text messages, but it isn't quite the same thing somehow.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Find New and funny text messages or that sexytext for someone special.
 
 
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