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Topic: Funny Pictures Priceless

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their mother

Favorite possession(s):

Care bears

Personality:

Wacky

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Housewife

Favorite activity(s):

Telling jokes, Coloring in

Favorite cartoon character(s):

Bugs Bunny

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Chicken suit, Diapers

Favorite movie(s):

Toy Story, American Pie

Listens to:

Christina Aguilera

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

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