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Topic: Funny Love Sayings

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  Saying    Funny  
  Funny thing    Old Chinese saying  
  Funny Stories    Funny how people  
  Funny Movie    Funny Car  
  Humor Funny    Funny Pictures  
  Funny Stuff    Saying I love  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chairman Mao Tse Tung,  Albert Einstein
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Loving
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Muslim
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite great leader(s):Winston Churchill,  Mao Zedong
Favorite religious figure(s):The Prophet Mohammed,  Jesus Christ,  Siddhartha Gautama
Favorite great thinker(s):Albert Einstein
Favorite philosopher(s):Confucius
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

There were the funny sayings he'd say too like " Never turn the radio on louder when you hear a strange noise in the car" or " When you get married, marry your best friend.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Mark certain days with sarcastic sayings, funny quotes about aging, or words of wisdom.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

We will also be posting funny sayings and doggy tips, and will be featuring cute accessories and doggy adornments for small and larger dogs.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

I decided that it was worth it to try and archive the interesting and funny sayings that I heard from movies or people.
These are hand painted for the movies, often containing funny English titles or sayings.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Our funny love sayings are perfect to pencil into one of our beautiful blank flower photo greeting cards.
We recommend the Phillips Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings by author Bob Phillips.
We offer dozens of predesigned sayings ranging from the outrageously funny to the poetic and thoughtful.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This laughter results from funny stories, jokes, sayings and other means found on our web site and emailed to subscribers of our mailing lists.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was thinking about how much I love it when people pick up on those funny little sayings on TV and turn them into cultural phenomenons.
If you're looking for some funny quotes and goofy sayings and pictures on some cool merchandise, then this is the place to be.
I thought some of his sayings were very funny, so I started cutting them out.
 
 
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