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Topic: Funny Times

Related:
  Funny    First Time  
  Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Date Time  
  Good Times    Last time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Witty wit humor,  Wacky
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes,  Coloring in
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These jokes are funny, but if your are a blonde(like me) some times it makes ya feel bad.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I've Taken A Lover is hysterically funny and made me so mad a few times that my muttering woke up the dog.
The funny thing was when we gave her refreshments and visited with her it disappeared completely for some time and it seemed I didn't hear it again until we left.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

At times Suburbia tries to be funny, like when the punk club chases out the kids by playing muzak and they retreat like vampires from sunlight.
Heh, funny that we're talking here now cuz we've probably crossed paths a few times IRL.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Their funny antics will continually amuse you, their intelligence seems to know no bounds and their assertive nature and boundless energy can at times be overwhelming.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Now the funny thing is that if you zoom in on the coastline, like magnify it ten times.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

This is funny, and at times poignant, stuff, which brings back memories of the good old days and times with old friends.
My game crashed about four times and once I found a raher funny bug which made the characters eat without food.
A lot of times things happen in funny ways, and you know the old saying goes that art has a life of its own.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

As funny as that story would be, if the New York Times or Washington Post reported such a thing, many people would believe it and George W.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

The funny part is that the guys we busted hadn't even been in the building for 24 hours and they had been busted 2 times in the previous year.
 
 
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