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Topic: Outdoor Wood Furnaces

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

James Watt

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven, Vacuum cleaner

People talk about their ..:

Coolness

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Truck driver

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs

Interest(s):

Camping

Likes to wear:

Digital watch, Business suits

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Listens to:

Limp Bizkit

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Membership(s):

Greenpeace

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

And the Classic uses 25% to 50% less wood compared to traditional heating alternatives or other brands of outdoor wood furnaces.
We are dealers for the Classic Outdoor Wood Furnaces.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Central Boiler Classic outdoor wood furnace achieves its ultimate efficiency by maximizing the wood combustion process.
Outdoor wood furnaces for residential and commercial use.
Our line of Outdoor Wood Furnaces is unmatched!

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

With our Central Boiler outdoor wood furnace, we feel much safer, and we only have to load it about every two days.
Outdoor furnaces remove the dangers of wood stove fires in the house.
The Heatmor outdoor wood furnace might be just what your looking for.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
bob
2006-01-31 18:56:21

what is the prices

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