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Topic: Furnace Repair

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven, House, Lawnmower

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Janitor, Truck driver, Interior decorator

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite body part(s):

Hair

Favorite animal(s):

Goldfish

Interest(s):

Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing, Cycling, Motor car racing

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is an oil burner service agreement and does not obligate us for repairs due to boiler or furnace failures.
Avoid costly furnace repairs this winter ask your 21 Degrees representative about affordable Maintenance Protection plans!

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Repairs on most brands of central furnaces, air conditioners, hot water boilers, swamp coolers, heat pumps and central electric heat.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We shutdown the furnace to make repairs that cost about $270,000.
A Company spokesman has said the furnace was originally scheduled to be shut down for repairs in the spring of 1999, but was done now because of poor business conditions.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Slag coating is a process whereby a portion of the slag is retained in the furnace after tapping and the slag is used to repair or build up worn areas on the refractory surface.
SLAG SPLASHING Slag coating is not an effective solution for repairs to the sides of the furnace.
BA-100 Ethylene Furnace; Refractory Repairs to Radiant Box and Renew Refractory in convection Section.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

By 1941 cosmetic repairs, new electrical wiring and a furnace made it possible to hold meetings year-round in the house.
The furnace, air-conditioning and plumbing should be up to date, since repairs can be costly.
The furnace has had a recent checkup and repairs and has new storm windows.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Warranty Repair - We have excellent facilities for appliance repairs such as Norcold and Dometic refrigerators - Hydroflame furnaces - Coleman air conditioners - Onan generators.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: jkg 2004-11-09 08:52:42	furnace stopped got power going into transformer but not out is it the transformer
From: jim 2004-11-11 01:33:13	when the furnace electronic ignition goes on and starts the blower, the furnace stays on until I shut off the furnace at the electric switch. what causes that?
From: Joe Hunt 2004-11-12 21:46:58	How do I replace a tramsformer in a gas furnace
From: Thomas 2004-11-12 23:05:28	When the blower kicks on it runs for 30 seconds then shuts off for 5 seconds then runs again, it keeps doing this until furnace turns off when desired temperature is reached, is the motor going or is it just a switch.
From: Rob 2004-11-14 17:07:13	The furnace is running and stays lit,but there is no heat coming from the registers.And, we can hear the fan running!What could it be?
From: mike 2004-11-16 18:35:31	Our pilot light will not stay lit. It was replaced recently,but I still light it about everyday. What can I do to keep it from going out?
From: john 2004-11-23 11:54:47	funace fires then stops & fires again this goes on four or five times before it stays burning
From: susan 2004-11-23 21:44:44	When I turn the thermostat on I hear it click. The pilot light is on. I can feel some warm air from the register but it doesn't blow out enough to get the house warm. Any idea what the problem is? Thanks.
From: john 2004-11-24 10:55:55	the furnace fan runs, and the pilot light is lit. The themostat shows the system is calling for heat but the furnace will not ignite...what could this be?
From: rick 2004-11-24 11:23:06	furnace blower won't turn off automaticly unless I tap the furnace
From: 2004-11-24 18:10:12	i have a gas furnace that is blowing but no heat , and there is a blinking red light
From: Mark 2004-11-28 20:04:14	blinking light on mine means it could be the pressure switch if it has a set of 3 flashes. There should be a sheet with the codes on your furnace.
From: Chad 2004-11-30 09:53:21	when the furnace kicks on the surface ignitor does heat up to make the burners kick on.What is the problem
From: Jeff 2005-03-17 09:23:27	Gas furnace is not heating. Blower is running and thermostat is set to heat, but no heat is blowing. What could casue this?

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