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Topic: Kenny G

Related:
  G Man    CD G  
  50 G    G d  
  Kenny    G B  
  G String    E F G  
  G K    G Force  
  P G  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Celine Dion,  Britney Spears,  Eminem
People talk about their ..:Geekiness
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Favorite body part(s):Soul
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini,  Franz Josef Haydn
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Jazz,  Miles Davis,  98 Degrees
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Membership(s):Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

What about Kenny G's continued record sales?
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

One might look at WYNTON and say that he carries an air of bitterness in knowing that jazz has been reduced to a withering attachment to a black-time past, only having KENNY G sheepishly emerging as THE public picture of it from the commercialized whitewashed rubble.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

A Jazz-Fusion Shabbat Evening Service written and performed by Bruce Benson and Arista Recording Artist KENNY G on soprano and tenor sax.
Smooth Jazz artists including Kenny G, Mannheim Steamroller and Peter White are just a few of the national smooth jazz artists featured on this year's special holiday CD collection.
Like fellow new-age crossover instrumentalists John Tesh and Kenny G, Grecian keyboard wizard Yanni has sold millions of albums.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Kenny G and Michael Bolton - You Send Me.
What do a car, train, boat and Kenny Gs horn have in common?
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Colin Cowles's "Slightly Blue", Kenny G's beautiful "Wedding Song" and the all time classic "When A Man Loves A Woman" are also superbly arranged and performed, even though you might wish for a bit more emotion at times.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Sure, in the same way that John Tesh and Kenny G are harmless fun.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Besides, there's no way this music can be made now-film orchestras have largely disappeared (along with most film production in countries that aren't America) and porno soundtracks are the domain of would-be Kenny Gs or the most flaccid of funksters.
 
 
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