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Topic: Weight Loss and Muscle Gain

Related:
  Weight    Muscle  
  Gain    Smoking cessation and weight gain  
  Diet and Weight Gain    Weight Gain During Pregnancy  
  Weight Gain During Pregnancy    Fast weight gain  
  Gain story weight  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous,  Sad,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Walking
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Valium
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Weight gain from an exercise program may be from muscle -- more metabolically active than fat -- which will raise your metabolic rate.
We are committed to teaching you fat loss and muscle gain through weight training, weight lifting and nutrition.
As you exercise, you are likely to gain weight at first as muscle weighs three times more per unit of volume than fat.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Whether it is to gain muscle, or lose weight, anabolic steroids are used in several sports.
 
 
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