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Topic: Weight Gain

Related:
  Weight    Gain  
  Weight Loss    Lose Weight  
  Body Weight    Smoking cessation and weight gain  
  Diet and Weight Gain    Capital Gains  
  Weight Loss and Muscle Gain    Weight Gain During Pregnancy  
  Height Weight    Weight Training  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Muscular,  Overweight
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives,  Taking Prozac
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

They are also used to protect livestock, thus improving animal health, weight gains and survival rates during periods of stress.
John Fielding,
CEO

All subjects doubled or tripled weight hefted and all subjects noted gains in occupational performance on the COPM.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

But weight gain and serum cholesterol levels had an inverse correlation with dietary fat and cholesterol intake.
And there is evidence that the loss and weight gain of yo yo dieting can shorten your life more so than remaining fat would!
Some individuals gain weight from excessive carbohydrate intake and may need more protein to lose weight successfully.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Weight gain is determined by the rate of metabolism, rate of metabolism can be determined by a spiritual problem.
Weight gain and weight loss programs are designed based on both western and eastern nutritional principles.
Weight gain and loss, pregnancy and the aging process produce a whole host of changes to your underlying body build.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Penis weights work by hanging small weights off the end of your penis to stretch the penis and have length gains.
The procedure of using weights can be incredibly uncomfortable and gains take a long while.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These transient gains are anomalous in that there is no compensating weight loss as required by Newton's Third Law.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Medicated as an aid in the maintenance of weight gains and feed consumption in the presence of atrophic rhinitis and as an aid in the treatment of bacterial enteritis.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
junu
2005-02-09 02:08:50
iam 17 year old my wt. 50 hieght 5,7 ihave gain wt. &hieght
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