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Topic: OUNCES PER GALLON

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  Ounce    Gallons  
  Pounds Ounces    Gold Ounces  
  Miles Per Gallon    Grams Ounces  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Bad point(s):Devious
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite food(s):Pumpkin soup,  Anything with salt,  Rations
Favorite book(s):"Art of War" by Sun Tzu
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish,  Elephant,  Wasps
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Favorite drink(s):Coffee,  Orange Juice,  Bourbon
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Add about 4 ounces of castor oil to 1 gallon of fuel to correct the problem.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Laboratory tests have shown that 3 ounces of Catalytic Technology Gasoline Formula in 20 gallons or regular unleaded gas raised the octane rating by one full point.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

RIO Exotic concentrates become RIO Syrups by mixing 4 ounces of concentrate to a gallon of RIO Simple Syrup or to 5 pounds of sugar and add water to fill 1 gallon.
RIO Deluxe concentrates become RIO Syrups by mixing 4 ounces of concentrate to a gallon of RIO Simple Syrup or to 5 pounds of sugar and add water to fill 1 gallon.
Add 2 ounces to a gallon of Fog Fluid to create pleasant scented fog.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The pump feeds from a few ounces to 3 gallons of mix per minute to the machine.
Use 4 ounces of good two-cycle oil with one gallon of gas.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Back were gallons and pints, pounds, and ounces.
Bittering Units are the Alpha times the ounces used in 5 gallons of beer.
For 2 gallons of total spray put in 4 ounces of Mosquito Barrier.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Recent tests have shown that 3 ounces of our Catalytic Technology to 20 gallons of regular unleaded gasoline raised the octane rating by one full point in fuel that had an 84 octane rating without our Catalytic Technology.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Fuck you
2005-03-31 04:44:20
All I want to know is how many fucking ounces are in a gallon? Fuck You Guy's
From:
fishbait0099
2005-04-18 09:07:06
64
From:
John Peterson
2005-04-28 11:12:15
Go fat pool guy!!!
From:
not dumb
2005-05-04 15:12:34
Actually it is 128 ounces per gallon
From:
susanna ilikata buttfuck
2005-05-05 22:55:05
how many penises can i stick in my anil cavity?
From:
don johnson
2005-05-24 21:30:08
three black weiners and one white one at a time
From:
Joe Rice
2005-06-02 11:26:33
I wish I could tap the Backyard Pool Drainer!!! Call Me or write me:(716) 763-0325, 3038 Route 394, Ashville, NY 14710
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