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Topic: Gar

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  Hung Gar    Alligator gar  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Diego Maradonna
Favorite possession(s):PDA
Dream job(s):Hitman
Favorite TV show(s):South Park,  Pokemon,  Dawson's Creek
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Fists
Favorite food(s):Cornflakes
Favorite actor(s):Arnold Schwarzenegger,  Bruce Lee
Favorite computer game(s):Counter Strike
Favorite sport(s):Baseball
Favorite movie(s):Stand by Me,  Shrek,  Good Will Hunting
Listens to:Buddy Holly
Favorite destination(s):Germany
Favorite drink(s):Whisky
Favorite political figure(s):Johan Rudolf Thorbecke
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Ce gars est justement en train de postuler pour une place de commercial, et en ce moment, il passe son entretien d'embauche.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Large gars with prehistoric jaws, red spotted newts, huge snapping turtles and more were easily caught and inspected in the shrinking swamp.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

C'est un gars qui est affublé d'un tic très marqué: il cligne des yeux tout le temps.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

You are expected to make applications to other sources (if available) as well as to GARS; we currently have a rule that GARS will grant a certain percentage of your shortfall after other grants are taken into account.
Your case is sent anonymously around to the GARS Committee, who make a decision based upon your circumstances and Tutor's recommendation.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Ce sont des gars qui ne peuvent pas voir des paysans travailler dans les champs sans menacer de leur envoyer une gicl e de mitrailleuses.
A moins que les gars qui ont fait le coup sont des d butants.
Alors le gars fourre les mains dans ses poches et commence à en sortir toutes sortes de préservatifs : des rouges, des bleus, des fluorescents ,des parfumés.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Die sonst gar nicht so sehr auf Datenschutz bedachten US-Amerikaner wollen durch dieses Gesetz verhindern, dass ueber die Kinder Informationen zu den Eltern gesammelt werden koennen.
Sie m ssen gar nicht perfekt sein, wenn Sie das erste Mal hinter der B hne stehen und das (unvermeidliche) Lampenfieber legt sich meist schon nach der Begr ung, wenn die aufgeregten und fr hlichen Kinderstimmen Ihnen entgegenschlagen.
Merkst du denn gar nicht, da das aufgetakelte Biest mit dem Pferdegebi dich nur hierher gelockt hat, weil die Hy nen dich als Zuchtbullen benutzen wollen, um ihre bl de sterile Welt zu bev lkern?
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

There are rumours about a Falco film, a Falco musical and a Falco museum in Gars am Kamp, but nobody knows anything for sure.
 
 
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