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Topic: Gardner Webb

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jordan, William Butler Yeats

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Education:

College

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt, Rations

Favorite great thinker(s):

Gabriel Fahrenheit

Interest(s):

English, Psychology, Latin

Favorite sport(s):

American Football, Lacrosse

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan, Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Larry Bird (basketball)

Favorite drink(s):

Tea

Favorite philosopher(s):

Hobbes

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Christopher White School of Divinity at Gardner-Webb University in Boiling Springs, North Carolina Eschatology in the Thessalonian Letters By Todd D.

John Fielding,
CEO

Gardner-Webb returns 19 of 22 starters from a team that concluded last year�s 7-4 season with a win at No.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Taking care of solid-but-obscure Gardner-Webb first won�t be an emotional downer, at least not for Wilhjelm.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Georgia Southern enters the game against Gardner-Webb having won 28 consecutive regular season games in Paulson Stadium.
" Gardner-Webb was led in scoring by Otis Daniels, who scored 16 points and grabbed six rebounds.
UNF scored early and often on Division I Gardner Webb in the Ospreys most lob-sided win of the season.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

, with an associate degree in science and studied business administration at Gardner Webb University, Boiling Springs, N.
Undergraduate: Gardner Webb University (Bachelor of Arts in Biblical Studies)
To find out more about Gardner-Webb University, visit their Web site at www.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

We met at Gardner-Webb, have shared the stage, the presidency of Alpha Psi Omega, and many things from the menu of Denny's.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Gardner-Webb will join the conference as an associate member, and Coastal Carolina plans to field a team in 2003.
Those two wins will come courtesy of Gardner-Webb University this Saturday in Memorial Center and Virginia Military Institute next weekend in Lexington.

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