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Topic: Golden Gate Transit

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bicycle, Yacht

Most admires:

Bart Simpson, Martin Luther King

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Favorite TV show(s):

The Simpsons

Favorite explorer(s):

Francis Drake

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Favorite great thinker(s):

Hypatia

Interest(s):

Photography

Likes to wear:

fcuk

Favorite movie(s):

The Lion King

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling, Hang gliding

Listens to:

Korn

Favorite destination(s):

California, Hong Kong

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Golden Gate Transit - You can take public transportation to Pt.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Take Golden Gate Transit Bus 80 from San Francisco to the Santa Rosa Transit mall.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Golden Gate Transit buses serve Marin and San Francisco, with daily schedules and express buses for commuters.
Take Golden Gate Transit (either boat or bus) to San Francisco and use the above From San Francisco info.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Commute north to Marin and Sonoma Counties by Golden Gate Transit's bus system, or take its ferries to Sausalito or Larkspur.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Golden Gate Transit provides service to San Francisco.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

A Golden Gate Transit Ride Value Ticket Book with a Muni flash pass sticker.
MUNI, Sam Trans, and Golden Gate Transit bus lines run past our door.
If you are coming by bus on the Golden Gate transit, the #10 bus goes right past our office.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Golden Gate Transit - bus schedules and connections (#63 serves Stinson Beach), many public transit links.

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