Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
   In the News - 16 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  

Topic: Heaven's Gate

  Heaven    Gates  
  Heaven and Earth    Heaven's Gate cult  
  Bill Gates    Golden Gate  
  Angels in Heaven    Heaven and Hell  
  Garden Gate    Gates of Hell  
  Iron Gate    Fence Gate  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Reading horoscopes
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Nostradamus
Good point(s):Humble
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Bad point(s):Boastful
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Interest(s):Astronomy,  Astrology
Favorite great thinker(s):Ptolemy,  Galileo Galilei,  Johannes Kepler
Starsign:Sagittarius,  Aquarius
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle,  Immanuel Kant
Favorite quote(s):"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Heaven's Gate Mel Brooks and Herman Wouk celebrate the April 24 birthdays of Barbra Streisand and Shirley MacLaine.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Heaven is in fact a stifling of spirit, wallowing in equality, contentment and servitude while the passion of those within its gates is consumed.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

While the Heaven's Gate cult members undoubtedly were further out on the continuum, many people have a limited belief in the ability of the stars to portend the future or otherwise attach significance to celestial cycles and events.
Heaven's Gate - Who can forget those wild and crazy Trekkies who offed themselves so they could ride on a UFO travelling in the tail of the Hale-Bopp comet and achieve eternal grokness?
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Heaven's Gate flourished in the Southwest, where UFO sightings have been common since the postwar boom in aviation and the government's use of the region for nuclear testing.
The Heaven's Gate cult seized on a typical Internet story, this one about a "mothership" companion to the Hale-Bopp comet and believed it, even after telescopes the group bought refused to reveal the mothership.
When the 'Heaven's Gate' followers took their own lives so that their souls could go to the flying saucer behind the comet, the other religionists said they were crazy.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Heaven's Gate members must load them with endless dusty cardboard boxes of gear and lovingly clean the ships with soap and water when they return.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

These gates are the entry into this realm for those who reside in the chaos beyond, in the unlimited, unconditioned regions of the heavens; those regions which have not, as yet, come under the aegis of any creator.
Mark Harris,

The gates of hell cannot prevail against the ongoing march of victory of the Christ to whom all power in heaven and on earth is given.
Heaven's Gate: The still extant group experience 39 suicides on the same day is based on writings in the book of Revelations.
Heaven seems to be opening her gates to receive another servant of Christ.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2005-08-16 09:10:04
2005-08-19 01:11:56
How many human beings are going to heaven
buy cialis
2005-12-29 22:26:38
Watson19 is back with Joy! Daddy is upset and grumpy! Have a
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!


Protection code:

 Pass this on!
Do Heaven's Gate proud by spreading the word!

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg.
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.