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Topic: Gates of Hell

Related:
  Hell    Gates  
  Bill Gates    Golden Gate  
  Go to Hell    Heaven and Hell  
  Heaven's Gate    Garden Gate  
  Iron Gate    Fence Gate  
  Hell Fire    Golden Gate Bridge  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Julius Caesar
Good point(s):Humble,  Saintly,  Loyal
Bad point(s):Shameless,  Boastful,  Dishonest
Personality:Rebellious,  Spiritual
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite sport(s):Bushwalking
Listens to:AC/DC
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"A leopard can't change his spots"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Hells gate was constructed with the sole purpose of connecting the Pennsylvania and New Haven railways, creating direct passenger rail service from New York to Boston.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

We have steel gates of hell too to keep your slave cock submissive to your domination for your sex fetish fun!
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Threefold are the gates leading to this hell where man goes to destruction: lust, anger and greed.
It is believed to be a time when "hell's gates" are open and the hungry ghosts are out to seek food as well as create havoc.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Universal gates of hell cock cage, not only looks sexy but feels great and enhances and prolongs the erection.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

In Hells Gate National Park we will mountain bike through the sinuous, rocky canyons among wandering giraffe and take a stab at rapelling down some of the canyon walls.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Hells Gate, the last of the main thermal areas, offers rest and relaxation with the convenient location of soothing thermal hot pools.
Hells Gate offers no auto lanes, no subway tracks.
Over Hell's Gate As I approached Hope I was kept busy avoiding a dozen or so para-gliders soaring on a ridge and also several gliders and tow planes operating out of the airport.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The gates of hell shall never prevail against her, neither shall they prevail against any who have kept to her teaching and guidance, and fulfilled those vows which they have at their baptism made to GOD through her.
This phrase is also the finding of papal infallibility in that if the gates of hell will not prevail against the pope then he will speak infallibly without error.
The Church was founded by Jesus Christ who promised that not even the gates of hell would prevail against the Church.
 
 
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