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Topic: Melinda Gates

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Good point(s):

Generous

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Interest(s):

Sex education, Community Theatre

Favorite destination(s):

Australia

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Making the world a better place, Finding a job

Membership(s):

World Vision, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Bill and Melinda Gates ask to fund Mortality Resolution Inter.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation upgraded the reference software for our grant computers.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has donated $45 million to Harvard Medical School to fight antibiotic resistant strains of tubercolosis.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

E-Library is funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as part of an initiative to heighten awareness and use of population and health information.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation granted the Moberly library an 11 computer training lab in which to provide free computer classes to the public.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Gates Millennium Scholars is funded by Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to provide outstanding minorities with scholarship funds.
Bill and Melinda Gates Foundations contributing toward increasing access to innovations in education, technology, and world health.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has announced the first set of recipients of its scholarships for minority college and graduate students.
The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is donating 175 thousand dollars to Spokane public schools.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is dedicated to improving people's lives by sharing advances in health and learning with the global community.
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is dedicated to improving people's lives by sharing advances in health and learning with the global community.
Bill Melinda Gates Foundation grants for helping improve lives through health and learning.

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