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Topic: SF Gate

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite explorer(s):

Marco Polo, Ibn Battuta

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Robert Frost

Favorite actor(s):

Jim Carrey

Interest(s):

Travelling

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic, Sports Illustrated magazine, Lonely Planet guide

Favorite sport(s):

Surfing

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo, Indiana Jones

Listens to:

Dire Straits, Cher

Favorite destination(s):

California, Britain

Favorite quote(s):

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

SF Gate Music Search ---Bay Area music guide.
SF Gate's online listings are provided by the Chronicle Datebook + Pink Section.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Tom is back on his feet again and on November 2nd played in a trials match for the Northern California Selects against the powerful SF Golden Gate Super League team.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Read the SF Chronicle article on the SF Gate Web site.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

SF Gate's Morning Fix newsletter ( sign up here ) is the best thing to arrive in my inbox each morning.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

This private compound setting real estate (behind two fenced gates) also offers the tinkerer his "dream" shop even in Montana with 2,600 sf.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Those fans that gain pleasure from an in your character driven work of SF will find the GATES OF HELL pure nirvana.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SF Gate lets you browse Bay Area newspaper job listings online.
Inclusion in SF Gate's Smart Classified Email Alerts.
Read the SF Chronicle editorial on the SF Gate Web site.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The SF Bay Area centers around a large north-south bay that is connected to the Pacific ocean by the Golden Gate at San Francisco.

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