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Topic: Gatwick

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

David Beckham

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair, Apartment

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Terrorist

Favorite great leader(s):

Robert Owen

Interest(s):

Aviation, Travelling, Caving

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite sport(s):

Football, Hang gliding

Favorite destination(s):

London, Britain, California

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

At Heathrow and Gatwick, price rises are currently capped at 3 per cent below inflation.
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The cost per journey from Gatwick is 110 and from Heathrow is 75 Medical insurance can be arranged at the cost of 15 per four week period.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

There are also frequent flights from Heathrow and Gatwick airports to Newcastle-upon-Tyne and Edinburgh.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The wind data at Stansted or Gatwick were combined with cloud and temperature data at Heathrow and the estimates of concentration from the 130 and 10 m stacks were compared with the concentrations calculated using the full set of weather data at Heathrow.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

For air travellers arriving at London Gatwick Airport, we are a mere thirty minutes away by Gatwick Express train link and London Heathrow Airport is forty five minutes by London Underground or Heathrow Express to Paddington Station and a short journey to the hotel by taxi or underground.
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Brighton is only 35 kilometres from Gatwick Airport and kilometres from Heathrow Airport both can be easily reached by coach, train or taxi.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Eight routes at Gatwick will be transferred to London Heathrow and the total fleet will fall from 364 to 305 aircraft by summer 2003.

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