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Topic: General

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Tax Collector,  Nurse
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Interest(s):Law,  Business,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The 1988 Surgeon General's report on nutrition states that nutrition can play a role in the prevention of such diseases as coronary heart disease, stroke, cancer and diabetes.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The North Carolina General Assembly has placed a higher education facilities bond referendum on the November election ballot that includes funds to repair and upgrade state university and community college campuses.
The General Assembly shall provide the procedure by which a home rule charter may be framed and its adoption, amendment or repeal presented to these electors.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This Report is therefore being published as an interim report and the Commission will be consulting with the Attorney General on the scope of the additional work that needs to be undertaken for the Commission to respond comprehensively to its terms of reference.
At this General Presbytery meeting the General Overseer may include all staff appointees and department heads serving in the headquarters complex to assist the presbytery with information.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

In general the difference between the two is that the error log gets information about anything which might require attention of the maintainer while routine transactions and errors which are simply user errors tend to go to the regular log.
John Fielding,
CEO

MADISON – Attorney General Jim Doyle announced today that his office has filed a lawsuit against two Florida companies for fraudulent representations made in debt adjustment promotions.
He was named vice president and general manager of power generation in 1996 and later that year was appointed vice president and general manager of Environmental and Energy Systems.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The solo debut from Life In General's Jason LeVasseur is a collection of 11 new songs, carried by his soulful voice and backed by some amazing musical performances.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Two eunuch generals raised Yi Zong's fifth son to the throne as Xi Zong (r.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Imagine if General Motors could build the highway system such that GM trucks ran better on it than Ford trucks.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Attorney General John Ashcroft issued a thirty day stay of execution of convicted Oklahoma bomber Timothy McVeighm in view of the announcement by the FBI that 3,125 documents in possession of the FBI were not turned over to the defense as ordered by the court.
 
 
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