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Topic: Massachusetts General Hospital

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Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Sigmund Freud,  Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Interest(s):Psychology,  Science
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Massachusetts General Hospital and Brigham and Women's Hospital offer generous and competitive wage and benefits plans that takes the Boston area cost of living into account.
At Massachusetts General Hospital, a world-renowned academic medical center, our nurses are valued and visibly celebrated for their significant contributions to excellence in patient care, education and research.
General Hospital, and his residency at Baystate Medical Center, Tufts University in Massachusetts where he also served as Chief Resident and Clinical Instructor of Medicine.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Scientists at Massachusetts General Hospital have successfully turned adult stem cells into insulin-producing cells that could reverse diabetes.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Referrals to the Massachusetts General Hospital The MGH Physician Referral Service assists patients in obtaining appointments with physician at the Massachusetts General Hospital and its Health Centers in a wide range of services.
Huntoon was unit coordinator of the neonatal and pediatric intensive care units at Massachusetts General Hospital where he was responsible for all daily clinical administrative operations.
The Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH) web site is intended to provide general educational information and to help users arrange more easily for health care services.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The expertise of neuropathologists at Massachusetts General Hospital in the diagnosis and characterization of pituitary adenomas and in pituitary pathology research also plays a key role in the high level of patient care.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Massachusetts General Hospital is a founding member of a national program, New Approaches to Brain Tumor Therapy (NABTT), sponsored by the National Cancer Institute and run by Johns Hopkins University.
This is a continuing effort by the Department of Neurology at Massachusetts General Hospital to foster online discussions between patients, caregivers and physicians about various Neurology-related topics.
Scientists at Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH) have now deciphered the detailed structure of this protein as it interacts with its ligand.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

He completed residency in general psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital in 1973 and pursued advanced training in epidemiology and child psychiatry at the London School of Hygiene and tropical Medicine and the Hospital for Sick Children in London.
 
 
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