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Topic: Rochester General Hospital

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Digital camera

Most admires:

Themselves

Good point(s):

Loyal

Bad point(s):

Shameless

Personality:

Depressive

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs, Hair

Favorite actor(s):

Mike Myers

Interest(s):

Photography

Favorite great thinker(s):

Marie Curie

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Family history of schizophrenia

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

From Health Cares, Rochester General Hospital via Chapter 240's newsletter, AND THE BEAT GOES ON.

John Fielding,
CEO

He is board-certified in diagnostic radiology and serves as Chief of Thoracic Imaging at Rochester General Hospital.
He is currently affiliated with Rochester General Hospital and ViaHealth of Wayne, Myers Community Campus and is managing physician of the medical office practice.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He completed his internship at SUNY Buffalo and his residency at Rochester General Hospital, where he is the radiology residency training program director.
, Chairman of the Department of Diagnostic Imaging and Radiation Oncology at the Rochester General Hospital and Chief of Radiology at Via Health of Wayne.
Her Radiology Residency was completed at Rochester General Hospital, where she served as Chief Resident from 1978 to 1979.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

He completed a radiology residency at Rochester General Hospital and a fellowship in neuroradiology at SUNY Upstate Medical Center in Syracuse.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

He is affiliated with Rochester General Hospital, ViaHealth of Wayne-Myers Community Campus.

User Talk

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