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Topic: Vancouver General Hospital

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Florence Nightingale, Edmund Hillary

Personality:

Insane

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs

Interest(s):

Psychology

Favorite movie(s):

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Making the world a better place

Medical note(s):

Heart attack imminent, Family history of schizophrenia, Has cancer

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Why completing his degree Joshua worked at Vancouver General Hospital and UBC's Environmental and Occupational Lung Diseases Research Unit.
Research Coordinators Deborah Synnot graduated from the Vancouver General Hospital School of Nursing in 1989 and began a career in the neuro-sciences.
Randy's health care experience includes the Vancouver General Hospital 10 MW Standby Power Plant, the St.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He was also elected to the Vancouver School Board of which he was Chairman in 1953, and also Honourary Solicitor of the Vancouver General Hospital School of Nursing Alumnae.
After completion of the UBC nursing program in 1994 she started at Vancouver General Hospital on the Vascular General Surgery Unit.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

A We serve hospitals throughout the Lower Mainland including Vancouver General, UBC Health Sciences Centre, St.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Cecilia Cham serves at Vancouver General Hospital and assists with the Parish Youth Group.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Two years ago he'd been covering a shift for a friend at Vancouver General Hospital when paramedics rushed Jessica into Emergency.

User Talk

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