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Topic: Surgeon General's Warning

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Kenan Evren,  Emperor Hirohito
Bad point(s):Devious
Personality:Easily addicted
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite book(s):"Art of War" by Sun Tzu
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy
Favorite great leader(s):Erwin Rommel,  Douglas MacArthur,  Alexander the Great
Favorite movie(s):Dr Strangelove,  Airplane
Favorite philosopher(s):Sun Tzu,  Socrates
Favorite political figure(s):Oliver Cromwell
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Surgeon General's health warning that is legally required to be on many tobacco products does not cover cigars.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Thanks also to the other featured bands, Last Stand and Surgeon Generals Warning, who also performed helping to make the event successful.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Surgeon General's Warnings: Quitting Smoking Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.
Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks to your health.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks to your health.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Surgeon General's Warning - Don't smoke or you'll end up like these guys!
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewering this PAGE has been known to cause BLINDNESS, NAUSEA, and BIRTH DEFECTS.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

They get you addicted and then they tell you that there is a surgeon general's warning put on the side for your safety.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The covers include the surgeon general's patent warning against smoking and a the company's name in a copyright declaration.
Surgeon General's Warning: Tobacco smoking can be hazardous to your health.
Some people should have a Surgeon General's warning.
 
 
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