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Topic: Next Generation

Related:
  Next    Star Trek The Next Generation  
  Power Generation    Next Stage  
  Next Friday    Next Magazine  
  Generation    Next Card  
  Next Level    Lead Generation  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone,  Cellular,  Apple Computer
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):CEO
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Half-Life
Favorite movie(s):Star Trek
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Building websites
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

AdvertWizard is one of the UK's largest networks with over 500 sites and 10m impressions and represents the next generation of online advertising because it has succeeded in automating the entire process.
WhiteLight provides next-generation analytic applications that revolutionize a company's ability to make critical business decisions.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

They see the next generation of computing systems as providing knowledge bases that are readily accessed by people with no specialist computer skills and are integrated into all aspects of the operation of society.
The next generation of open-source web applications will be based on Java and XML.
Design and implement next generation embedded network management technologies on text generation hardware platforms.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Commission is currently reviewing the present and future telecoms regime and the regulatory structure in order to develop a blueprint for the next generation of telecommunications provision and how it should be regulated.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The next few generations of launch vehicles, researchers are working on new fuels, matter/antimatter engines and beamed microwaves as possible sources of propulsion in the future.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Star Trek Next Generation remote with Start Trek sound effects, phaser lights, extensive remote codes library for Cable TV and VCR.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SyChip is providing next-generation advancements in technical applications for wireless telecommunications, wireless data communications, portable computer and mobile handset communications, and is seeking excellent candidates to joint our enthusiastic team in Plano, Texas.
TeleSoft leverages its experience in developing and integrating solutions for next generation voice networks to provide the following solutions for PBX Vendors.
In addition, next generation cellular technologies promise to continue to propel GSM as the technology of choice for supporting wireless voice and data applications.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Next generation technologies will place video in our Personal Digital Assistants (PDAs), and in the cell phones we carry with us every day.
 
 
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