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Topic: Genetic

Related:
  Human Genetics    Genetic Diseases  
  Genetic Engineering    Genetic Research  
  Genetic Algorithms    Genetic Disorders  
  Genetic Code    Genetic Mutation  
  Genetic Testing    Genetic Counseling  
  Genetics Article    Cloning and Genetic  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Dog World magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Poodle,  Bird
Interest(s):Biology,  Science
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins,  Charles Darwin,  Stephen Hawking
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Has cancer
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

We were told that some of the very best genetics were in other parts of Iceland.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Flying H Genetics 16 Quality Standards assure our customers that every animal offered has met and exceeded all 16 Quality Checks that range from birth to carcass.
Counselling is offered in some states by the relevant genetics services for individuals with family history of NTDs.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Genetics is a major factor and diabetes, but also can be due to a diet high in refined sugars, processed foods and complex carbohydrates.
Genetics researchers have found several candidate genes that might make a person vulnerable to bipolar disorder, but they have no definite predictors.
Genetics is showing us, for example, that diabetes - previously loosely categorized by a high blood sugar condition - may be subdivided into 10 to 20 subtypes.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Genetics is not an inherently difficult subject, especially if you keep to the basic stuff, but I was either blessed or cursed (depending on how you wish to look at it) with a professor who was such a genius and so much smarter than anyone I'd ever met before that I could not comprehend how anyone could be so intelligent.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Pure Genetics Angus purposely has sought out intensely line-bred individuals from breeding programs designed with a goal in mind and structured to make progress towards those goals.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Glaucoma genetics: where are we?
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Chemical genetics refers to the use of small molecules to perturb the functions of proteins in vivo in the same way that true mutations are used in genetics.
It is a small step from animal genetics to human genetics and some people trained as animal geneticists eventually find careers in human genetics.
This is the reverse strategy to a classical genetics approach that proceeds from observing a defined genetic trait towards obtaining sequence information for a specific gene.
 
 
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