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Topic: Geographic Information Systems

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Genius

Personality:

Analytical

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite body part(s):

Brain, Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ptolemy

Interest(s):

Geography, Computers, Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Orienteering

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake

Favorite destination(s):

The Moon

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are part of the Vermont Geographic Information System, a term that relates to the numerous GIS users in Vermont who participate in data development and exchange through statewide data standards and procedures.
Complete Geographic Information Systems (GIS) services are also provided to accurately determine tract locations, tract or stand acreages, and other timber inventory requirements.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Geographic Information Systems (GIS) are a combination of spatial data, hardware, and software that allow for complex analysis and querying of mapped information.
Geographic Information Systems (GIS) is a process of collecting, converting, storing, analyzing, modeling, retrieving, displaying, and managing spatial data.
Geographic Information Systems (GIS) is a powerful computer mapping technology that allows the merging of valuable database information with digital maps.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

WebGIS is the convergence of geographic information system (GIS) and Internet technology on spatial data browsing and analysis for Internet users.
Reis integrates geographic information systems (GIS) with its proprietary database of 150,000 commercial and apartment properties.
Current models for geographic information systems (GIS) do not provide those outside of planning departments with direct access to spatial databases.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Geographic Information Systems The CPC has continued to update and develop new applications for its computerized mapping system.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Geographic information systems (GIS) are capable of cataloguing and sorting large amounts of data and information on habitat and physical landscape structure.
Geographic Information Systems and Predictive Modeling Geographic Information Systems (GIS) provide a set of tools for mapping and analysing spatial data.
Using Geographic Information Systems for Analysis A geographic information system (GIS) is a computer-based tool for mapping and analyzing things that exist and events that happen on earth.

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