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Topic: Ghetto jokes

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  Practical Jokes    Good Jokes  
  Best Jokes    Joke of the Day  
  Lots of Jokes    Ghetto  
  Jokes Humor    Jokes  
  Joke List    Funny Bar Jokes  

 
 
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Most admires:Edmund Hillary,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish fishtank
Likes to wear:Mooks
Favorite movie(s):Austin Powers,  Crocodile Dundee,  American Pie
Listens to:Backstreet Boys,  Fleetwood Mac
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Favorite type of dance(s):Tango,  Ballroom,  The Waltz
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

As that old local ghetto jokes goes: "When I go north of Bloor I need oxygen.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

He'd hated coming up here, he said, citing an old ghetto joke: "I need oxygen [or, as another version has it, get a nosebleed] whenever I go north of Bloor.
 
 
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