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Topic: Upper GI

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Pokemon cards
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Teeth
Interest(s):Geography
Likes to wear:Diapers
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Drinking,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Residents will observe and participate with the attending in upper and lower GI endoscopy to improve their technique of handling these instruments.
He is a member of the Primary Care Gastroenterology Society and performs weekly upper GI endoscopy sessions.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Upper gastrointestinal (GI) series - This will show whether the patient's esophagus and stomach are disease free.
Upper GI endoscopy is the endoscopic examination of the upper portion of gastrointestinal tract by endoscope for diagnosing or treating any disease of this area.
Upper GI Series is to visualize your esophagus and stomach.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Upper GI barium x-rays and complete lab work showed no physical disfunction.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

In the Upper GI series , two different densities of barium drinks and effervescent granules with a small amount of water are used.
His doctor scheduled him for endoscopy and an upper GI series.
These will be set up for upper GI endoscopy.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Most people will probably have nothing more than a mild sore throat after the procedure if upper GI endoscopy is performed.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Endoscopy can also be utilized to remove some foreign bodies from the upper GI tract.
 
 
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